G – Genre

My A to Z Challenge theme is teaching you how not to write a book, or a short story, or any piece of creative writing whatsoever. For more information, including links to previous chapters and lessons, please refer to this post. Now buckle in and proceed with…



Billionaire Highlander cowboy Hawk MacHardcastle is tired of living the jetset life of champagne, bucking broncos, kilts, fast cars, and burning bundles of cash for warmth. Desperate to find meaning in his life, he retires to his family’s isolated cabin in the wilds of New Jersey, on the shores of majestic Lake Latrine.

There, Hawk plans on self-reflection and pursuing the great love of his life—fishing. However, Hawk’s self-imposed loneliness comes to an end when he makes a most unusual companion and fishing buddy.

Dropsy Velvet was once a young woman living on the shores of Lake Latrine with her settler family. However, a curse turned her into a mermaid and now she lives, sad and alone, in the depths of the lake. She hasn’t had human contact for close to fifty years, thanks to everyone either being terrified of her or thinking they’re drunk when they see her—but Hawk may be the connection to the world she’s been craving. Charmed by her innocent face, sparkling wit, and huge bare breasts, Hawk decides to help her find a way to lift the curse, as she will lift his: the curse of ennui and affluenza. But time is running out, for something sinister wants to flush Latrine away forever.


“Do you ever come out of the water?” Hawk asked. “I mean, since you have gills and lungs, can you live in both the sea and on land?” He thought about a dream he had once, about a giant fish from the planet Zebulon, flying through space. The fish told Hawk it could live in both space and within an atmosphere, as well as in the ocean and in the heart of a volcano.

“Yes, sometimes I come out to sun myself.” She wiggled up to the pier and gazed at the giant, handsome man before her. He oozed charisma and manliness. He reminded her of a mysterious fisherman she’d once helped solve a murder. After much sleuthing and deducing, they’d discovered the butler did it in the conservatory with a candlestick.

“Well, maybe I could use some company.” Hawk’s gaze grew distant as he stared out over the water, thinking of all the love he’d lost in his life. Was he willing to risk it all, once again, for a beautiful mermaid with double Ds? “I came here to be alone, but…being alone is hard.”

“Yes, it is.” She sighed. “Somedays, the only people I have to talk to are the unicorns that live in the forest. And sometimes the wood elves.”


When you write a book, if you ever hope to publish it, you need to establish your genre. This doesn’t mean you can’t cross genres, or experiment, but being able to clearly establish what genre your story falls under is important, even if for only one category. Agents and publishers will want to know what genre it falls into (and you need to know whom to query) and online retailers require you to list books by genre. This also ultimately makes it easier for readers of that genre to find you.

If your book is a huge mess of genres and you can’t pick at least one to label it with (though it may be multiple genres) you’re going to have a hard time selling it. The surrealism/speculative market isn’t very big (that’s not to say people can’t and don’t write brilliant books in that vein). It’s also important to understand the elements of specific genres—if you write a murder mystery that just happens to have someone hallucinating a unicorn, that doesn’t also make it a fantasy. Figure out what you’re writing before you start, or at least while you’re writing your first draft.


The positive response to this has been SO beyond what I’ve expected and I’m SO grateful. With that in mind, I wanted to let visitors know right now things are insane in my offline life. I’m in the process of moving (which was not planned when I signed up for this!) and I’m working my day job. I answer ALL comments on my blog and try to visit as many blogs as I can. With that in mind, I may be a bit slow right now, but I PROMISE if you’ve left a comment I will reply. I try to set some time aside each night to catch up with comments/other blogs. If you’re waiting, please be patient! I apologize, my life is total unexpected utter chaos right now, but I make an effort to engage with everyone who visits me.

I apologize and thank you for your understanding/patience!


Author: Megan Morgan

Paranormal and contemporary romance author.

36 thoughts

  1. I am writing each day for A2Z — didn’t know I could write earlier. I am terribly behind with visits and comments, but yours is one blog that I won’t miss a single letter of! Got to catch up with your H, I J and K now 🙂


    1. Oh, thank you so much! 🙂 Yes, just so you know for next year, you can write them any time and set your posts up to publish on the day you want them to. If you’re using WordPress it’s pretty easy! If you need any help figuring it out, let me know, I’d be happy to help!

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  2. Dearie, how long did it take you to write this masterpiece? I would believe the “tear down” (what the Hell just happened here) was the easy part.

    Sir Leprechaunrabbit


          1. The Angel? No, Dearie, but Haserot was a canning conglomerate for many years way back when. 🙂
            Just viewed, the pictures are stunning and the symbolic imagery is awesome! 🌹
            Thank you for sharing!
            I have 3 interests: Gravestones (which creeps out friends). Genealogy (dead family which creeps out the living), and Poetry. Each has a site of its own 🙂
            Haven’t done too much w/Rock of Ages, trying to build up the other two.
            My AtoZChallenge site is Your Roots Are Showing Dearie. I wish you could post a day ahead of everyone else, then I could go back and mix my mistakes 🙃


  3. Moving and working and A to Z. Holy fish sticks! I don’t envy you there, but this is a brilliant way to talk about writing. The excerpts are freakin’ hilarious and get the point across so well. And what a great image from Stephen! Good luck.


  4. I love how you slipped those genres in there 🙂 LOL I’m now trying to imagine how to do a sci-fi, fantasy, murder mystery with a starcrossed romance and rampaging horrific monster, just because my brain likes to confuse me 🙂
    Tasha’s Thinkings (70) | Wittegen Press (72) | FB3X (AC) (73)


  5. Behind, OMG, I’m so behind. I had such high hopes for this challenge, but life just keeps getting in the way. LOL
    I think we’re all in the same boat. At least I hope so!
    Loved this excerpt! Truly, made me smile. By the way, is she blond? I can’t remember. 🙂


    1. Even if you start a story focused on one genre, it’s easy to stumble off the path and when you get to the end be like “where the heck does this belong?”

      Thanks for stopping by!


  6. You know, this genre thing is really bothering me. I’ve always been a fantasy writer, so when I started writing my current project (a trilogy of novels + a novelette with the same setting and MCs) I just assumed it was fantasy even if it’s set in 1920s America, and even if I’ve intentionally made it as historically accurate as possible.
    But when I started querying I realised it can actually also be considered historical, if with a speculative twist (I suppose it can be consider an historical fantasy too).

    This has seemd to mess up my query a lot. Historical fantasy and historical with a fantasy twist is the same thing for me, so I presented it as an historical or a fantasy depending who I was querying.
    But I don’t know. Sometimes I have the impression agents are confused by the different elements and honestly, I myself would be hard pressed to chose one genre or the other.



    1. Hmmm, perhaps it would just fit under the ‘speculative’ umbrella in general? That sounds a lot like what Steampunk is–it’s sci-fi/fantasy but also historical. I brought genre up because there’s so many agents and publishers who want you to clearly define your genre. I understand of course, they’re on the business end of needing to know which readers to sell your books to. There’s lots of (even really famous) works out there that cross genres though, so it’s not as if it can’t be done. I guess the trick is just figuring out which general big category to place it under.


      1. I understand too, but that means that with a story like mine (which is dieselpunk and yes… same logic than steampunk) you either have to hide a part of the story, or cheat about it – and hope the agent will be interested to what you do talk about.

        It’s frustrating, though…


  7. Laughing like crazy in the cafeteria as bewildered people look on! Bingo on the genre. Though I am most if the time confused about genres..thanks for bringing it out so succinctly through Dropsy and Hawk.
    Good luck with your house move and chaos is what life had originally started as..so enjoy it while you are at it


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