I’m sure by now you’ve seen them floating around the internet: those videos that depict “Shit (demographic/race/people/gender) Say.” If not, allow me to direct you to YouTube (some of those videos may contain offensive material, so watch at your own risk!).
I have zero video making skills, so I thought I’d do one of these presentations in blog form. Here is Shit Romance Authors Say:
– It’s not smut, it’s erotica.
– What’s another word for ‘throbbing?’
– Just because he’s a werewolf doesn’t mean he’s not lovable.
– So you’re telling me you don’t see fireworks every time you kiss someone?
– He’s a billionaire…she’s a billionaire…what if everyone is just billionaires?
– Can you make a Wendigo sexy? What about a zombie?
– Is it considered HEA if she leaves him chained to the bed–but he likes it?
– I need to find an anthology for my leather daddy/tax accountant story!
– Sexy, sizzling, scorching…it’s okay to put all those words in the blurb, right?
– The publisher wants a 300 word synopsis for my 80,000 word novel? You have got to be kidding me.
– Whoops, I used ‘turgid’ twice in three paragraphs–glad my editor caught that!
– If the FBI ever gets their hands my Google search history…
– Follow Friday!
– Cat: check. Coffee: check. Now I can write.
– I need a new blog post idea. But I think I already wrote about 101 Practical Uses For Handcuffs.
– I don’t know where to take this story next. Time for a sex scene!
– Got a bad review: reviewers are just jerks shouting their opinions to the masses!
– Got a good review: reviewers are so wise and awesome!
– Did Amazon do anything evil this week?
– I hate Facebook’s new timeline.
– These two characters just met. I think the most practical decision is for them to have sex.
– I think I should add some sex here.
– What holiday is coming up next? I need to write a story about people having sex on that holiday.
– Hey, writing sex is hard. Heh heh, hard…
Do you have any to add to the list? Come on down!
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Urban fantasy and paranormal romance author.